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About me? Why me? (And Updates to Come) - - - May 2nd, 2026 22:45 UTC-6

I've had this site up for less than a day and people are already looking at it sooo hey! My name is Ryder, what, whatdev, whatever you really wanna call me. I am a 19 y/o student at a medeocre Canadian University to I can get fat stacks in Accounting. I play hella games, goto work, love my girlfriend and sleep.

I've had interest in making a website ever since I watched a youtube video about this corner of the internet. Then coincidentally, an old friend of mine would message me and I realized she had a neocities site (check her out losers: https://not-quaden-network.neocities.org/). About two months of procrastination later, I did it, and so far I'm having fun.

This site is really going to be me just slowlly filling it with neat techy things. The homelab stat server is just goated so it wont go away any time soon. But i really cant wait to see what else I can do with my homelab to make this site awesome! SEND IDEAS PLS TO DA GUESTBOOOK. That is all, bye for now.

Welp, this is it. I caved and made a neocities. - - - May 1st, 2026. 23:41 UTC-6.

I might as well talk about the only thing on this site, my server stats :P This sucker is just a shell script that pulls system stats and makes a nice HTML file for them. Then its as simple as a cron job set to use the NeoCities API every five minutes, and now everyone who passes by can tell me if my house exploded!

Who knew a place like this has such an easy to use API to let me do that. If you're the NeoCities CEO or whatever please lmk if this is a nono before banning me... Anyways, till next time.